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[locate_this_will_ya]

You know whats humerous, disturbing and twisted? Yes me but......(oh ya, findit buddy, it's been only me since my triumphant return), that of all the posts by advanceman, you only ever censored THAT one, considering it was

Not aimed venemously at any individual or group
not laced with my usual profanity or any for that matter
not lewd or obscene
not emotionally driven.....only a simple statement

There's been a lot worse said than that in my opinion , and I truly didn't mean to offend you ifindit, though I'm not certain what side you're on, no matter. I pretty much hate everyone these days, cuz your'e all stupid and you suck. You seem like a decent sort findit, sort of, a bit of an oaf maybe....(LOL..oaf), and somewhat ornery, but thats cuzyer a bass player and they usually are.

Frankly, I don't see how I could be the Only one to have drawn those parrallels, however I've never seen or heard it mentioned. President B.O. was an inevitability due to your history, just like radical islam and terrorism.

Such will be the subject of one of my last posts shortly

Lets hear from all the cableviners how much you hate me. I don't even think you reallly know why, but will probably throw out some of smartest sounding adjectives you know. What i'm...arrogant?...ignoraNT, immature, Tell me how and back your opinion up cojently. I mean, I obviously know LOTS bout locating and construction, I'm totally cool, and I AM all the things I say I am. I'm total metal, I instantly gain respect with my martial arts ability, but I never impose or intimidate anyone. People always wanna listen when we start to rock out, and are always praising my guitar ability, but I m too old to have an ego about it really. Even if you liked thatold rock shit you'd still wanna hang out and learn watchin me play. I'm generous, I'll usually bring the weed and beer, friendly, and most people who know me(even americans) like me, and lots of chicks wanna do me. I like partyin and enjoyin my time here. I've wasted many a year in the ditch, subdivision, vacant lot, inner city....
I wouldn't ratt you out for drinkin or smokin weed on the job, or anyone I came across growing it while locating. If you do that(and I know a puke who did he was ostracized), you're a piece of shit and should get your face punched in. And I'm generally helpful within reason. I'm NOT a fu*Kin douchebag or a nasty, black hearted cunt waste of life like lots of you guys seem to be. Is that so bad or hard to believe? I'm probably the coolest locator you'd never meet. I tell you about myself and my opinions and you shit on ME????. Fu*K You. The truth is, if you DON't Like me, you're probably a sissy, a pussy, a piece of shit, a geek or nerd, jackoff, or a waste of life and my attention span, cuz EVERYONE likes me. People at the gym want to emulate me. I had a BLACK guy say HE wanted to move like ME, and a chinese guy from right off the boat say I fight like bruce lee. Anyone who doesn't is someone who's crossed me or tried to impose themselves on me.
Where are all the cool locators.. oh yah, I'm the only one, thats why most of you suck. If you're sitting back silently thinking you're cooler than me, and i'm just a mouthrunner, I'm not and you're not.
I'd like to make a video, 10-15 minutes a la youtube. you can use it as the best or worst example of a locator. I have a great idea..... but i need a hydrovac, or at least some indians to dig a hole. i can get my buddies to play the Ninjas, might be ably to film on a plow job.. I'll get back to you on it. might not be for a while.

DAMN!!!!!! DUDE not only are you a bad ass street fighter, but you also fight like bruce lee, and rock on guitar, and even have all the chicks .....Man I wanna be just like you. If I move to canada..EH! could you teach me to be as bad ass as you...maybe even have all the chicks too..... what a fu*kin loser...any body who spends as much time bragging about themselves as you do is a pathetic retard !!!!...EH!

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To the four who voted yes...ahhhh **** it. I'm not even gonna waste my time.

**** it.

[scap]

advance I don't hate you.

I do, however, sympathize with you.

[yahoo]

we have to wonder if he's democrat??? if he is repulican i'll some respect for him!!! j/j

[RD_Wrangler]

Ack! Stop quoting the scuz! I have him on ignore for a reason.

[advanceMan]

DAMN!!!!!! DUDE not only are you a bad ass street fighter, but you also fight like bruce lee, and rock on guitar, and even have all the chicks .....Man I wanna be just like you. If I move to canada..EH! could you teach me to be as bad ass as you...maybe even have all the chicks too..... what a fu*kin loser...any body who spends as much time bragging about themselves as you do is a pathetic retard !!!!...EH!

You were interesting, now you just sound like a typical american douchefaggot. Go f*ck yourself and then do it again faggot. Too bad we can't meet huh? Would be fun to see how smart you were with your facepunched into the back of your head. Fu*kin puke

[beyond help]

Ack! Stop quoting the scuz! I have him on ignore for a reason.

I know. It's driving me nuts. The guy is a total "douchebag". PLEASE STOP QUOTING THE ASSHOLE. I don't want to see his or SIC1's God damn posts anymore.

[locate_this_will_ya]

You were interesting, now you just sound like a typical american douchefaggot. Go f*ck yourself and then do it again faggot. Too bad we can't meet huh? Would be fun to see how smart you were with your facepunched into the back of your head. Fu*kin puke

HaHa what a freaking pansy. I dont think I have ever met anybody as dumb as you. As for punching my face in....please " I had a chinaman wright off the boat tell me I fight like Jet Lee...then I had some chicks tell me they wanna do me" you're such a fu*kin poser....eh! Trust me I would rather be an AMERICAN "douchefaggot" than a piece of shit canadian. I wonder how many canadians want to kick the shit out of you for giving them a bad name?

[locate_this_will_ya]

Sorry about quoting the assbag again.. I'll have to work on that

[Wingfoot]

You know what's humorous, disturbing and twisted? Yes me...... I mean, I obviously know LOTS about locating and construction. I'm totally cool. I AM all the things I say I am. I'm total metal. I instantly gain respect with my martial arts ability; but I never impose or intimidate anyone. People always wanna listen when we start to rock out. [People] always praise my guitar ability. Even if you like that old rock shit, you'd still wanna hang out to learn; watchin' me play. I'm generous. I'll usually bring the weed and beer. [I'm] friendly, and most people who know me (even Americans) like me. Lots of chicks wanna do me. I like partyin' and enjoyin' my time here. I've wasted many a year in the ditch, subdivision, vacant lot, inner city....

I wouldn't rat you out for drinkin' or smokin' weed on the job. I'm generally helpful; within reason. I'm NOT a fu*Kin douchebag or a nasty, black hearted cunt waste of life. I'm probably the coolest locator you never met. The truth is, if you DON't like me, you're probably a sissy, a pussy, a piece of shit, a geek, nerd, jackoff or a waste of life and my attention span. Cuz EVERYONE likes me. People at the gym want to emulate me. I had a BLACK guy say HE wanted to move like ME. A chinese guy, right off the boat, said I fight like Bruce Lee. Anyone who doesn't [like me] is someone who's crossed me or tried to impose themselves on me.

Where are all the cool locators? Oh yah! I'm the only one! That's why most of you suck.....

Somewhere I've heard all this before. Oh Yah!

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me. I'm Shitfaced.

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, and I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fu*k it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]

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[scap]

Good 'ole Micky Ward. He had a great left hook to the body...