Happy Birthday IFINDIT!!!!!!!!

**yahoo** · March 7th, 2010, 08:47 PM

enjoy you night out on the town eating at your favorite restaurant......(paid by your wife) of course!!!!!

**TheCableVine** · March 7th, 2010, 09:43 PM

Happy Birthday. Have fun.

**GPGrasshopper** · March 7th, 2010, 10:20 PM

What they said!
Happy Birthday!

**Mark** · March 8th, 2010, 10:56 PM

Happy Birthday buddy! I baked you a cake dude!

**1idejim** · March 8th, 2010, 11:57 PM

happy day man, the best are born in march.

**Wingfoot** · March 9th, 2010, 08:53 AM

The positive side of being a GEEZER:

* You never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.

* You save a fortune on shampoo.

* Your hernia operation makes you an instant star at the local bar.

* You look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles.

* You have survived the humiliation of middle age.

* You no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions - you no longer have any.

* You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.

* You are the champ on history quizzes at the local bar.

* You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous "good-looking grandpa" competitions.

* You don't need to make an effort anymore - people expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.

* Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you are a super sex machine.

* You are allowed to talk incessantly about the good old days.

* Your failing eyesight saves you the anguish of seeing your disintegrating body.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IFINDIT - Luv Ya Man!

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**ifinditunderground** · March 9th, 2010, 10:27 AM

Wow Wing.......I'm only 36.
To the rest of you, a big thank you.

**Wingfoot** · March 9th, 2010, 08:29 PM

Alright. Alright. You didn't appreciate my humor. I must admit, I feel a little sheepish about now. My bad. Heck, you haven't had your midlife crisis yet; let alone be a geezer.

Hey ifindit - I know this old guy, Dale, who lives in Houston, Texas. A natural funny guy with a loud, heavy Texas drawl who's half deaf, I think. Once I had dinner with Dale at a swank Houston restaurant and Dale was talking about him just getting old enough to qualify for Medicare. Dale said loud enough for half the dinner crowd to hear him, "Getting old is Hell! I can remember the time when I drilled the dirt so hard, it took both my hands to hold it down. Now, I gotta hold it up with 2 fingers to keep from dribbling on my shoes!" The tables around us went silent for about 10 seconds.........

I guess I'm about as red-faced now about my gaff as I was then about Dale's gaff! Luv Ya Man!

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