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    Default Upstate New York

    I have a close friend who is a tire mounter at a dozen or more NASCAR Cup races each year and lives an "hour and 10 minutes" from the Rochester, New York airport. When we work together at the midwest and west coast Cup races, we always have a discussion of the "Fine Bureaucrats in Washington DC that seem to flow out of New York" and the brutal weather of Upstate New York. He sent me this message which I enjoyed and thought accurately summarized the topics we've covered during our conversations together at different events throughout the past years.


    Upstate New York


    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York.


    If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US , you might live in Upstate, NY.


    If your local ice cream stand is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York .


    If you get 131 inches of snow in a week and you comment that "winter's finally here," you might live near Oswego in Upstate New York.


    If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York.


    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate NY.


    If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York.


    If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York.


    If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York.


    YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN:


    "Vacation" means going South past Syracuse for the weekend.


    You measure distance in hours.


    You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.


    You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.


    You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.


    You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.


    You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.


    You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.


    You can identify a southern or eastern accent.


    Down South to you means Corning.


    You go out for a fish fry every Friday .


    Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.


    You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.


    You find 10 degrees "a little chilly." and 55 is shorts weather.


    You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Upstate New York friends and to those who used to live here and left -- (chickens).

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    Default Re: Upstate New York

    I'm willing to bet that all of those are true statements.
    "Change does not always equal progress."

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