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    Senior Member Wingfoot's Avatar
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    Default The times we live in....

    The Times We Live in....

    CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.


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    Senior Member sprayandpray's Avatar
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    Default Re: The times we live in....

    You know, I have made more at the Blackjack and 3-Card Poker tables than my stocks have over the years - and I had a lot more fun doing it!!!
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !

    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !

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