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    Default The times we live in....

    The Times We Live in....



    CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.



    CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.



    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.



    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.



    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.



    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.



    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.



    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.



    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.



    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.



    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.



    CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.



    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.



    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.



    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.



    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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    Default Re: The times we live in....

    You know, I have made more at the Blackjack and 3-Card Poker tables than my stocks have over the years - and I had a lot more fun doing it!!!
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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