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    10 Signs Your Girl is a Keeper!




    1. She’s hot.

    2. She cooks you breakfast.

    3. She enjoys quality movies.

    4. She can drink, but can’t out drink you.

    5. She understands sports and likes to watch them.

    6. She watches porn.

    7. She has her own group of friends.

    8. She doesn’t make you put ‘in a relationship’ on Facebook.

    9. She cleans.

    10. She likes your friends.

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    Oh, My God !................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......I think I wet myself.




    I'll take one !!!

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    For an Old Fart the standards are a little lower:

    1. She's lukewarm

    2. She can use the Microwave

    3. She doesn't snore during movies

    4. 2 beers and she's out

    5. She doesn't ask stupid questions about Sports

    6. Thankful she isn't a used up ex Porn Star

    7. She visits her friends at their places

    8. She doesn't know what Facebook is

    9. She bathes

    10. You're fortunate to have any friends left
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    Both of you are funny! Luv You Guys!

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    Wing, you come up with the best. You must surf the net to find this stuff.

    S & P you are a close 2nd.

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    Spray; I'm even wetter !


    I'll take one of those instead.....

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    Ok cool.. my gal gets a 6/10.. not bad. #1 should have some extra points to it though.. lol (does in my mind anyhow..)
    (May you live in interesting times)

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    Dave, if you're gonna brag we need pictures!
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave72 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by UULC View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    10 Signs Your Girl is a Keeper!



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    Oh, My God!.............................................. .................................................. ............................................I think I wet myself.
    Wing, you come up with the best. You must surf the net to find this stuff.

    S & P you are a close 2nd.
    Ok cool.. my gal gets a 6/10.. not bad. [Girl] #1 should have some extra points to it though.. lol (does in my mind anyhow..)
    Dave, if you're gonna brag we need pictures!

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter:


    SLIM


    TALL


    PERFECT 40EE BREASTS


    24" WAIST


    36" HIPS






    And when she walks into a room, everyone says, "Oh My God!"

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