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    Default Proud parents!!!

    > There are days in a parents life you just know some of the things you
    > taught them have been learned. It gives you a great feeling.
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    > A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
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    > He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
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    > Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
    > nature through such innocent eyes.
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    > Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
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    > He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
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    > He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
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    > 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
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    > 'They're mating,' her father replied.
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    > 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
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    > 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
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    > 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
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    > As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
    > replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
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    > 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
    > lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
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    > 'Well, we're not having any of that Homo shit in our garden' she said.
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    Default Re: Proud parents!!!

    CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!
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    Default Re: Proud parents!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by beyond help View Post
    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

    "Well, we're not having any of that Homo shit in our garden" she said.
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    It's estimated that within 50 years Muslims will be the Majority Religion in Europe with the US following 25-50 years later, at the present birth rate and immigration.
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    Is this some sort of new research... How have you deduced it? And are you talking bout some particular area where you are thinking that this would be happening in near future? I want o have your views about it.

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    it was shown on a program on cable. Muslims are the fastest growing ethnic group. they average something like5-9 kids per family. If a country majority ethnic base does not produce 2.1 kids per couple eventually it will die out and another ethnic group will take its place. France is like 1.6 children and has one of the largest muslims population for a non-muslim nation. The united states and canada are at 1.9 children. they say most of europe will have a majority muslim faction with in the next 50 years. i think usa was like 75 years away.

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