A Man's Wish

[Wingfoot]

A Man's Wish

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning and took it to the dry cleaners. He stopped at the bank to draw out money to go grocery shopping and then came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already one PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to school to pick up the kids and settled an argument with them on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing lettuce for salad. He breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At nine PM he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love—which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

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"Mother: it's the hardest job you will ever do. It comes with no salary, no training, and no time off..." - Hearts at Home

Happy Mother's Day to all our Mommies!

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[beyond help]

No thanks, I like my balls where they are......In my wife's purse.

[underground quester]

No thanks, I like my balls where they are......In my wife's purse.

GO WINGS GO!!!!