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    Default Happy Father's Day

    Top ten things you'll never hear a dad say.

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

    9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

    8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.

    7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

    6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?

    5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

    4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

    3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

    2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

    1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it)

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    Default Re: Happy Father's Day

    i can see saying a few of those........hahahahhahha
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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    Default Re: Happy Father's Day

    I know we got a few Dads around here, so.... Happy Fathers Day to you guys!


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    Default Re: Happy Father's Day


    Happy Father's Day Joe!





    Beau Biden, Eldest Son of Vice President Joe Biden,
    Dies of Brain Cancer at 46 (May 2015)



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    Actor, Comedian Josh Meyers ~ Beau Biden (1969 ~ 2015)


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    Seth Meyers' Wife Alexi Ashe ~ Beau Biden's Widow Hallie Biden


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