Graduation 2010

[Wingfoot]

May 18, 2010 - The Most Depressing Graduation Speech Ever!

Poor graduates of the University of Tennessee. Instead of providing encouragement for the 2010 graduates, Al Gore takes the opportunity to promote his doomsday global warming scenarios. These 2010 grads owe thousands in student loans and face bleak employment prospects. After hearing Gore doom and gloom, I'm surprised no one jumped off a bridge.

Vitamin C



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[Wingfoot]

Somewhere over the rainbow
Al Gore lies.
That the land can be saved
if only we comply...

Somewhere over the rainbow
skies are blue.
and the dreams that we dream
are Al Gore can be sued....

Someday I'll wish for carbon credits
so I can fleece the sheep.
Cause common sense is absent
in a global warming sleep.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Al Gore lies.
Making bank with this prank.
Why, oh why, can't I?

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