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    'Natalie Dylan' Auctions Off Her Virginity
    Pretty 22-year-old college grad wants to raise money for education
    By TheImproper.com


    A pretty 22-year-old graduate of Sacramento State College is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for her studies. "I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," says the attractive brunette (who uses the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons).

    Dylan says she has already taken a polygraph test to prove she's a virgin and is willing to undergo a medical exam as well. "I'm ready for the controversy," she says. "I'm ready to do this."


    Natalie hopes to net up to $1 million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legalized brothel (eBay turned her down).

    "I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," says Dylan. "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person." Ironically, Natalie has a bachelor's degree in Women's Studies from Sacramento State and wants to pursue a master's degree in Marriage & Family Therapy.


    Dylan says she has no moral issues with auctioning off her virginity. "I don't have a moral dilemma with it," says Dylan. "We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself," she added. Meanwhile, radio shock job Howard Stern has denied reports that he is affiliated with the auction.

    See her pic: http://www.theimproper.com/Template_...ArticleId=2322
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    So she wants to be a hooker to pay for school isnt that a New York and LA thing

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    Yeah, and whoever 'wins' this thing, I want to meet them. I have a bridge in the New York area and some land in Florida and a condo on Galveston Island for sale
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    I'd hit it.

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    how high will the money go?????
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    ...Ever seen "Devil's Advocate" with Al Pacino? After the winner is done with her, what if it turns out he is nice on the surface but a real experienced rapist-type on the inside? Think she'll live to regret it?

    Britney Spears could have, but didn't, do the same thing a few years ago... and look how messed-up she turned out to be!
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    Tis a sad, sad world we live in.................

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    Isn't this called prostitution?
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    I'd buy her dinner at McDonalds......
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    Okay, so if she is succesful...she is going to want to have some sense of security when the "transaction" occurs.

    I can't imagine wanting to do the deed with her dad in the next room....
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    but think if one does it how many after will follow suit????? who will try it next????
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    Highest bid so far is $275,000
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    I am of the opinion there is not a single piece of ass worth anything near 1m dollars. Hell, I could try on all different shapes, colors and sizes for 1m dollars. LOTS!
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    Any update on this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ifinditunderground View Post
    Any update on this?
    OH MY F***ING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!




    Remember Natalie Dylan? Of course you do. She’s perky 22-year-old virgin who’s auctioning off her catbag in cooperation with the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Well, you’ll be happy to know that the World’s Oldest Profession is still alive and thriving (as if there was ever any doubt).

    Bidding has reached $3.8 million for men itching for an opportunity to experience Natalie’s womanhood for the very first time.

    According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, , Dylan’s got a couple offers.

    “We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis Hof, the certainly sleazy owner of the raunch revealed to the Scandalist on Tuesday.

    But Natalie won’t do the mattress mambo with just anyone, Dennis added: “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.”

    STRESS: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

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