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    Default Words of Wisdom for the New Year

    - TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER -

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
    Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky; not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday; lying in a hospital, dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    Number 1
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

    - - - and as someone recently said:


    "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

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    Default Re: Words of Wisdom for the New Year

    Great Words of Wisdom from Wing.
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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