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    Default Re: Tiger Not Out of The Woods

    "it turns out that tiger was lion about being a cheetah" heard this the other night!!!
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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    Just announced this evening....Tiger's taking an indefinate break from professional golf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO View Post
    Just announced this evening....Tiger's taking an indefinate break from professional golf.
    Probably so he can bang a few more porn stars. Lucky bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    Chaos In Tigerland

    Moquin -------------- Uchitel -------------- James

    Here's a story about three women and their relationships with Tiger Woods. One is a porn star you haven't met.

    The biggest misconception about the Tiger cheating scandal is Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin.

    Uchitel's main job is to provide women for Tiger
    during his globetrotting excursions to various tournaments, charity functions and f***-and-run private-jet weekends.

    Kalika Moquin sets Tiger up with some SWEET VIP service with a roomful of available girls with a certain look that Tiger wants, flown in just for the occasion.

    This is the world of high-end nightclub VIP treatment, where velvet ropes guard comfy, cloistered areas with leathery couches and bottles of Grey Goose, everything catered to the wishes of the much sought-after professional athlete clientele [Tiger is one of many].

    "Tiger's affairs are well-orchestrated," says one VIP concierge who has worked with Uchitel.

    Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin work for Tiger the minute he gets off the plane, wherever he is: from dinner, to photos, to nightclubs, to drugs, to girls whatever he wants."

    Rachel is probably on retainer for about 10-15k per month to handle all Tiger's dirty business, and the tips for successful Tiger poontang-wrangling (among other things) could net her upwards of 50k in tips. Rachel knows not to mess around with somebody like Tiger...............

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    Exit Small-time Heidi - Enter Big-time Rachel and Kalika


    Heidi Fleiss - Hollywood's Premier Madam in 1993.

    By 1993 Heidi Fleiss, 27, was the talk of Hollywood. She had some of Los Angeles' most beautiful women working for her high-end prostitution service, which specifically catered to the elite. She was one of the city's most prosperous madams, netting millions in just a couple years. However, her lucrative prostitution business was under threat.

    Many were angered by Heidi's success. Some of her enemies, including pimps and madams of competitive prostitution services, and even some of the women who worked for her, wanted to put Heidi permanently out of business. They figured the best way to do it was to inform the police of her illegal activities, which they often did.

    Eventually, the police began to feel pressure to do something about Heidi's business. They devised a plan that would take her off the streets for good. Little did they know that it would cause a nationwide sensation that would propel Heidi into the limelight.

    In April of 1993, the Los Angeles County Sheriff Department coordinated an elaborate plot, along with the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, to catch Heidi in the act of pandering. The plan involved an undercover Beverly Hills police officer who posed as a wealthy Japanese client looking to procure services. The agent contacted Heidi and arranged for four prostitutes to meet him and several colleagues at a room in the Beverly Hills Hilton. He offered to pay $6,000 for the girl's services.

    Heidi agreed to the arrangement and on 8 June 1993 sent four of her finest girls, along with 13 grams of cocaine, which was requested by the undercover agent. The prostitutes had no idea what was awaiting them. Jesse Birnbaum suggested in her article 'Heidi Does Hollywood' that the police meticulously prepared the meeting room at the hotel, installing hidden cameras and bugging equipment for the sting.

    When the girls arrived, the undercover agents pretended to be eager clients, talking about sex with the girls and watching provocative videos. Eventually, each girl was asked explicitly for sex. After the girls unknowingly agreed on tape, a signal was sounded alerting more than 20 officers staked out in the room next door. The agents busted into the room and arrested the prostitutes.


    Heidi with her lawyer - 1997

    The next day, the police apprehended Heidi while taking out the garbage at her Benedict Canyon home in Beverly Hills. Heidi faced felony charges, which included five counts of pandering and one count of possession of narcotics. In 1997, Heidi received a sentence of 37 months and served 36 months.

    Heidi's arrest shook the very foundations of Hollywood. Around the time she was taken into custody, some of Tinseltown's biggest names feared that she would publicly expose that they procured services from her. It was a scandal of epic proportions that threatened many high-profile marriages and the jobs of some of Hollywood's movers and shakers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Probably so he can bang a few more porn stars. Lucky bastard!



    good one dude...........hahahahahhahahahhahah
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    Wingfoot sez:

    After the divorce, Nike Golf and all the other endorsers will flee. That don't leave much for Tiger, his bitches and his over-worked putter............

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    A major sponsor of Tiger Woods will phase the world's most valuable athlete out of its advertisements.


    Gillette Pulls The Plug on Tiger

    The announcement by the Procter & Gamble division marks the first major sponsor of the superstar athlete and corporate pitchman to distance itself from Woods. The news comes a day after Woods announced an indefinite leave from golf and public life to repair his marriage.

    Woods will be phased out from Gillette's television and print advertising, from public appearances and other efforts linking the two entities together, Gillette spokesman Damon Jones said.

    "This is supporting his desire to step out of the public eye and we're going to support him by helping him to take a lower profile," he said.

    Gatorade's claim on it's timing to dump Tiger is backed by a trade publication. Beverage Digest first reported the decision of PepsiCo to drop the drink 'Tiger Focus' in an issue dated Nov. 25, two days before the incident at Woods' home in Florida.


    Gatorade Pulls The Plug on Tiger

    Nike, which built its $650 million golf business around Woods, said late Friday it will continue to support Tiger. AT&T said it is evaluating its relationship with Woods.


    AT&T Considering Pulling The Plug on Tiger

    The Wall Street Journal reports that advertisers haven't aired TV commercials featuring Woods since shortly after the scandal broke.

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    Accenture has become the second sponsor to break ties with Tiger Woods after he admitted infidelity.

    The global management consultancy, which had sponsored Woods for six years, said he was 'no longer the right representative' for its advertising.


    At least 12 women has claimed that Woods had affairs with them since he crashed his car in mysterious circumstances outside his family home two weeks ago.

    Tiger admitted his 'infidelity' for the first time on Friday night.


    Last night Accenture said in a statement on its website: 'For the past six years, Accenture and Tiger Woods have had a very successful sponsorship arrangement.

    "His achievements on the golf course have been a powerful metaphor for business success in Accenture's advertising."


    Accenture's Stance - "Do as we say; Not as we do!"
    Accenture pulled the plug on Tiger because "what he did"
    actually matters much more to them than
    "what he'll do next."

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    Laughin' my ass off I am. Golf is for people that cant fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wingfoot View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by damageratio View Post
    I wonder if he sinks his driver in the rough with any of those girls..lol
    Hey damageratio - Welcome to theVine. Please post often. As for Tiger, I see him getting excited every once in a while when he drives his balls deep into the rough with his #1 wood driver. But judging by the age of his most recent "trophys," I see him preferring to use his putter on fast and smooooooth holes.

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    A couple were on their honeymoon, laying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

    The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

    The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

    "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

    "Tiger Woods."

    "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

    "Yeah."

    "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

    The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" says the wife.

    "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

    The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

    "What are you doing now?" she says.

    "I'm still hungry so I was going to ring room service and order some food."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

    The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

    The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

    "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
    Hey Beyond - I'm really impressed. You were years ahead of the news pertaining to Tiger's real-life womanizing.

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    Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
    Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse..
    She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
    Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
    He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
    Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
    He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
    With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
    From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
    Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
    With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
    When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
    Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
    Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
    And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
    "If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
    She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
    Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.





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    Hey Bubbles - er, Mark - I Luved it! Great post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    Just how far might Woods climb up the ranks of the world's billionaires? It's difficult to tell. Common risks for athletes include divorce and injuries, which slow wealth accumulation.

    Wingfoot sez:

    After the divorce, Nike Golf and all the other endorsers will flee, Tiger's management team will get their 10% off the top, ex-wife Elin will get her 50% for giving Tiger the best 5 years of her life and Uncle Sam will take his 35% because he can. That don't leave much for Tiger, his bitches and his over-worked putter............

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    Elin Nordegren wants half of Tiger Woods's fortune in divorce settlement


    December 20, 1:51 PM - Tracey Parece @ Examiner.com

    Elin wants the divorce, sole custody of their children, and half of Tiger's immense fortune. Their daughter Sam is two-years-old, and they have a 10-month old son named Charlie. Tiger's enormous fortune is estimated at between $670M and one billion dollars. Elin will want child support and alimony so that she and the children can continue to live the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

    Elin Nordegren is reportedly upset that Tiger Woods is not checking into rehab for help with his alleged addictions to Vicodin and Ambien.

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    They live in florida but since they have a house in California she can file devorse in California. Which s a 50-50 states and i think the pernup is voided. note to self do not buy anything in California just check into how time share effect splitting of assets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    Hey Beyond - I'm really impressed. You were years ahead of the news pertaining to Tiger's real-life womanizing.

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    I had heard rumblings about this a few years ago, when the ryder cup was in town. You had to figure with that much money, that there might be a little action on the side from time to time.
    STRESS: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintitnow View Post
    They live in florida but since they have a house in California she can file devorse in California. Which s a 50-50 states and i think the pernup is voided. note to self do not buy anything in California just check into how time share effect splitting of assets.
    It will probably depend on where their marriage license was filed. I heard the prenup was for around 25M to start and 1M per year for her, as well as 1M for the children per year.

    All I can think of is Eddie Murphy's impersonation of Johnny Carson right now.
    STRESS: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

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