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Thread: A Recipe For Destruction: How to make yourself let out a 5 second full-force fart, every 15 minutes, throughout a workday.

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    Default Re: A Recipe For Destruction: How to make yourself let out a 5 second full-force fart, every 15 minutes, throughout a workday.

    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    I have found 'Instant Farts' - is is Russell Stover's Sugar Free Candies. 1 individually wrapped small piece is worth at least 3-5 farts within 1 hour of consumption. Amazing!
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    Sharts. SHARTS...I ate a bag of the peanut butter things, and some other misc sugar free crap (it was when I was attempting lo-carb stuff) and I felt as if it acted as, ...how to be the least vulgure........acted as more of an expectorant (laxative, give u squirty shits) than a flatulence amplifier.
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    Default Re: A Recipe For Destruction: How to make yourself let out a 5 second full-force fart, every 15 minutes, throughout a workday.

    It had to happen. After years of compitition the time honored farting contest has hit the internet.

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    Default Re: A Recipe For Destruction: How to make yourself let out a 5 second full-force fart, every 15 minutes, throughout a workday.

    2 coney dogs and a large chili cheese fry. ALL with extra chili and onions. This will cause mandatory neighborhood evacuations within an hour. Methane level will not subside for hours.
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    Default Re: A Recipe For Destruction: How to make yourself let out a 5 second full-force fart, every 15 minutes, throughout a workday.

    Quote Originally Posted by beyond help View Post
    2 coney dogs and a large chili cheese fry. ALL with extra chili and onions. This will cause mandatory neighborhood evacuations within an hour. Methane level will not subside for hours.
    Add milk and maybe a multivitamin and the meal plan could become a prospect.
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