Please explain this 2????

**USIC1** · March 31st, 2009, 02:26 PM

Where are the female inmate roadside cleanup crews????

I dont understand??? Never see em....

**beyond help** · March 31st, 2009, 06:59 PM

SIC1: I HAVE YOU ON IGNORE. I DO NOT GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE POSTING. That is my explaination to you.

**yahoo** · March 31st, 2009, 08:52 PM

they blow kisses to locaters here in louisiana when they pick up trash!!!!

**Dave72** · March 31st, 2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by USIC1

Where are the female inmate roadside cleanup crews????

Somehow I dont think its anything similar to the movies..

Ever see any of the documentaries about women's prisons.. uh, no thanks..

**Mke** · April 1st, 2009, 09:10 AM

Before my Mom Retired, she worked at the county jail on the female side. Dave 72 is right that its not like the movies, but.... There is still a small population of hot girls in jail... the bad part is most of them are pregnant..

hehe

mke

**GPGrasshopper** · April 2nd, 2009, 07:42 PM

I had to locate on the inside of the women's prison. They escourted me through the facility and onto the inside of the fenced yard, and two guards with shotguns obsrved and then escourted me back out. I learned words that day that were brand new to me. But I can honestly say that it was a huge ego boost. Every woman in there was yelling out what I could do for them and what they wanted to do for me. I never got that kind of attention in a night club or bar!!

**underground quester** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by GPGrasshopper

I had to locate on the inside of the women's prison. They escourted me through the facility and onto the inside of the fenced yard, and two guards with shotguns obsrved and then escourted me back out. I learned words that day that were brand new to me. But I can honestly say that it was a huge ego boost. Every woman in there was yelling out what I could do for them and what they wanted to do for me. I never got that kind of attention in a night club or bar!!

Well now, I am jealous as hell!
Aren't you just the luckiest bastard alive!!!!
The only thing most babes say to me nowdays is
"ya, your about my dads age!! SHIT!!!

**underground quester** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mke

There is still a small population of hot girls in jail... the bad part is most of them are pregnant..

hehe

mke

Okay, I confess to being an old fart and you know what they say about us old guys....MEMORY is always the SECOND thing to go.....

so, if they are in jail AND if the guards are mostly women, how do they get pregnant?

Don't tell me "THAT" gets smuggled into prisons too!!!

**USIC1** · April 3rd, 2009, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by underground quester

Okay, I confess to being an old fart and you know what they say about us old guys....MEMORY is always the SECOND thing to go.....

so, if they are in jail AND if the guards are mostly women, how do they get pregnant?

Don't tell me "THAT" gets smuggled into prisons too!!!

I dont know, but if I figure it out, I aint telling either...

**GPGrasshopper** · April 3rd, 2009, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by underground quester

Well now, I am jealous as hell!
Aren't you just the luckiest bastard alive!!!!
The only thing most babes say to me nowdays is
"ya, your about my dads age!! SHIT!!!

If you could have seen these girls, you might not be nearly as jealous. Somehow I think that personal hygene and grooming skills don't rate as high in the pokey.

**GPGrasshopper** · April 3rd, 2009, 10:02 PM

Although, when I told the story to my wife, they were all hot, blonde and wanted me even more.

**sprayandpray** · April 3rd, 2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by underground quester

Okay, I confess to being an old fart and you know what they say about us old guys....MEMORY is always the SECOND thing to go.....

so, if they are in jail AND if the guards are mostly women, how do they get pregnant?

Don't tell me "THAT" gets smuggled into prisons too!!!

I just had a vision of some well-educated, rich , talented sperm donating dude answering his door and there stood a 5' 8" 180 lb. lesbo holding a 6 month old screaming baby and saying " Hi Daddy, meet your Son!"

**USIC1** · April 4th, 2009, 12:34 AM

How do they shave???

I wouldnt think razors were standard issue...

Maybe they have other female guards that manage and assist certain hygene tasks...

OOOOhhhh!!! man!!! I dont even want to think about it...

**Dave72** · April 4th, 2009, 09:40 AM

Shaving night.
Thats when they dim the lights and the prison DJ puts on "Donna Summers- Love to Love Ya Baby".

**Born_Annoyed** · April 5th, 2009, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by underground quester

Well now, I am jealous as hell!
Aren't you just the luckiest bastard alive!!!!
The only thing most babes say to me nowdays is
"ya, your about my dads age!! SHIT!!!

I have herd this many times...