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    Default No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboy View Post
    I think I have diaper rash.
    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    Have you tried Boudreaux's Butt Paste?
    There is nothing more restrictive to a locator than a sore pucker-hole or a ruby red taint. Butt pastes are for 'after the fact.' This is the solution for diaper rash:


    The boxer style and microfiber material combine to make the perfect underwear for locators.

    Microfiber is a fiber with less than 1 denier per filament. It is a description of the size of the fiber or filament. While many microfibers are made of polyester, they can also be composed of polyamide (nylon) or other polymers. Microfibers were first publicized in the early 1990s in Sweden.

    Microfiber performance apparel has become a very popular alternative to cotton apparel for athletic wear, such as cycling jerseys, because the microfiber material wicks moisture away from the body, keeping the athlete cool and dry. Microfiber, used as material in underwear, allows for more rapid drying of the locator's ass and less skin irritation due to moisture and/or manure. Microfiber closely follows the contours, bulges, cracks and crevasses of the lower extremity. There is no skin to skin contact to allow friction or rubbing while walking, the leading cause of an irritating rash.

    If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, then these 4 ounces of underwear is worth 50 tons of cure! Before my use of these boxers, I had a galled ass almost every day. Seriously, there were days I couldn't walk! Since my first day 2 years ago of wearing the microfibers, I have never had a swamp ass reoccurrence! NEVER! Even on those hot and humid days after my pasty dumps!

    A single guy would most likely buy the Calvin Kliens, as pictured on the above model ($32.00 at a whack), but I buy my Chinese knock-offs at WalMart at $7.00 a pair.

    Guys, TRUST me on this one......... No more ruby red taints! GUARANTEED!

    Whoo! HOO!


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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Yeah... I could just see myself wearing THOSE!!

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    Oh Gypsy you would look so cute in them!
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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    just go camando then you have nothing to worry about all the breeze you need

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    I have experimented with a multitude of crap because I take steroids for pollen that weakens the immune system to bacteria...

    Alot of the crap on the market is ineffective(all the sprays suck) The only one I have found excellent and effective is DESENEX POWDER...Yeah not just on the feet either...

    For crotch and ass rashes it wipes out the competitors...

    Still the main objective is to try and stay dry down there when off work so I use a combo of the desenex powder 1 part to 2 parts medicated whatever powder when not in breakout mode for precaution...Since once the fungus is amongus its tuff to beat in hot humid weather...

    Just my nonsense...

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Dude,

    How'd you get that picture of me in my skivees?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    I know im begininng to wonder about Wing???


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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Anyone tried the anti monkey butt powder? the store around here has some it looks like gold bond but with a picture of a monkey on the bottle opcornsmile:

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    What's the next topic of discussion - Hemorrhoids?
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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Sexy locators in their underwear!
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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Ladies... I can honestly say... I have never had this problem... have you???

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Work down here and I can bet you will 100% humidity and 100 degrees something is getting red.

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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    What's the next topic of discussion - Hemorrhoids?


    If I coat my company computer in preparation H will it go away?!?!?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsygirl View Post
    Ladies... I can honestly say... I have never had this problem... have you???
    Gypsy, are you talking about 'redbutt' or sexy locators in their underwear?
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


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    Default Re: No More Ruby Red Taints - Guaranteed!

    you guys are killin me with all the jokes.....i'm going to walmart to get me some of those....i hope they come with the bulge?????? hahhahahhahahahha
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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