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    Default horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    It goes like this-

    I found this tree during a locate along the side of the road...

    So it had these big nuts I was like these must be chestnuts...

    Well i had em in my hard hat and called around bragging about my find even called ol moms to ask what temp the oven should be to raost em...

    Well this afternoon bought me a frozen pizza to share the oven with my nuts...

    So anyway I started to smell em a little and checked nicccceeee unburnt smell good took em out let em cool for hour...

    was really looking forward to peeling em and trying them out...

    So did that and chomped in to a pretty disgusting taste of a nut!!!!

    I proceeded to call the parents back there country raised an know more...

    My dad said I did nt think they were chestnuts I said well they looked like them from the books...

    He said those are horse nuts...I was like WHAT!!!

    After describing them he said yeah we use to throw them at each other when I was a kid there worthless...

    Oh well just when you think you hit the jack pot its a turd in disguise...

    Come to find out there is a horse nut tree online I looked it up...

    You can t take the city out of the city boy ehhh???



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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    Horse testicles?
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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    LOL... Fools gold.

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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    You had horse nuts in your mouth.......funny.
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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    How did you keep from getting kicked?
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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    How did you keep from getting kicked?
    LMFAO Spray.
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    Default Re: horse nuts vs the city slicker...

    i 'm for sure i missed something??????????????????????
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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