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    1. My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
    - Emo Philips
    2. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    - Jim Carrey







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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthonygyr View Post
    1. My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
    - Emo Philips
    2. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    - Jim Carrey

    funny quotes
    3. My smart phone is an idiot.
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    4. Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to the best thing on earth.

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    You think 7 years for breaking a mirror is bad? Try breaking a condom.
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    Want to know who loves u more? Put your spouse and your dog in the trunk of a car and drive around for an hour. When you open the trunk, who's happy to see you?

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    "We will be interviewing as a team, and we're here to F#@k S$%t up!"
    Step Brothers

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    Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are happy no one sees you smile. But FART !! just ONE time... And everybody knows!
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    "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
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