Famous quotes from my Co-workers

[Mke]

here are just a few......

"half a dozen of one, six dozen of another"

"the acorn doesn't fall far from the apple tree"

"A bird in two hands is worth one in the bush"

and Yes, I heard theses used in conversations..

Feel free to add ones from your co-workers

mke

[orangeboots]

i DID have that cable marked

[Goldenboy]

"I've got your back" D.N.

[Wingfoot]

Rain before seven, done by eleven. That is the sound of inevitability.

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[damageratio]

I had a locate a while back in a rural area. I was doing a job for field tile and was parked on the road in front of a house. The old man who lived there came out to see what I was doing so I told him. He sit there for a few seconds silent and then said.." I dont know nothin about nothin...so I aint gonna say nothin.." and walked off..lol

[spencer newson]

"whats wrong with this sonde ,why won,t it go on the end of the bloody rodding kit"
"thats because you've gone and put your wifes rampet rabbit on instead foool!!

[spencer newson]

"what you doing sonny" looking for f%*king Gold sh*t for brains

[AULupstate]

'It is what it is'

[MOJO]

"It's rainin' harder than a cow pissin' on a flat rock"

[[HAF]Foxtrot]

"Its Rainin like hell, hope you brought your bar of soap."

"Theres 3 900 pairs, 12 strand fiber, 24 strand fiber, 2 conduit runs, 1 2000 pair, god knows how many 50 pairs, high pressure gas, and a 3-phase primary. Lets get to work"

"Stand in the middle of that 3 lane highway, in front of my Metrotech box, and try to direct all the traffic to the left."

[MOJO]

"...5 pounds of dangling meat, 2 buckets of balls, and enough hair to weave an Indian quilt."

[headcipher]

"Betcha didn't know I knew that, didja?"

[Mark]

"take a little off the top"

"just one more scoop"

"there was a dog in the yard"

[Goldenboy]

"I thought it would be deeper."

"They were suppose to lower it."

"Do you think they'll charge me for it."

"I didn't do the original locate."

[Mark]

"This isn't my area"