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    Default The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Not Work Friendly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    For in this whole world, there is only one sin,To all Locators who work overtime:

    Oh husband, oh husband, I tremble with fear,
    You've been on
    overtime
    almost a year!

    And since you are gone till way late at night,
    A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.

    Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool,
    working this
    overtime
    is wasting your tool.

    Far better it is to be poor all your life
    Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife.

    Oh husband, dear husband, now don't get me wrong,
    The money is good, but so was your dong.

    You came home from work just able to creep;
    I feel like screwing! But you want to sleep.

    Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed;
    Your intentions are good, but your pecker is dead.

    I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry;
    I get so damned mad! I could lay down and cry.

    I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes;
    I have played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise.


    For which there's no pardon and never has been;

    And that is a Locator who's so foolish and mean
    That he gives up ****ing to run a Locating Machine!
    A ol' man told me once never chase busses or women you'll always get left behind...

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Spray this is This the poem you were wanting !!!!!!!!!!
    A ol' man told me once never chase busses or women you'll always get left behind...

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Please dont let me be the judge of an inapropriate post...


    That would be like stepping on our governments toes...

    "by the people, for the people"


    heh heh heh...


    does nt this mean two faced???

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Actually, this wasn't the poem I remembered but it's somewhat appropriate! Thanks U1(I think)
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Whoops, I meant to say Thaks to Sooner!
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Too funny


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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    this is a poem or the truth???? hahhahah

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

    We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

    in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

    qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    So what the heck, let's all get drunk!

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction...

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Quote Originally Posted by swagman View Post
    Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

    We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

    in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

    qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!:
    drinks:
    Now that is just great. I've never heard that one.

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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    Quote Originally Posted by swagman View Post
    Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

    We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

    in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

    qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!
    I believe that's going to be USIC"s new slogan, replacing that SMP one about one person not being a team, or something like that.
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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    Default Re: The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

    By the way, I'm still looking for that poem, or lament, about the new locator. All I can remember of it was the newbie got a used truck that smelled like ass, started drinking more and more.
    I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was !


    It's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On or Stood On and Pissed Off Of !


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