The Famous Locators Poem here ya' go Spray !

[Sooner Fan]

Not Work Friendly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For in this whole world, there is only one sin,To all Locators who work overtime:

Oh husband, oh husband, I tremble with fear,
You've been on overtime almost a year!

And since you are gone till way late at night,
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.

Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool,
working this overtime is wasting your tool.

Far better it is to be poor all your life
Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife.

Oh husband, dear husband, now don't get me wrong,
The money is good, but so was your dong.

You came home from work just able to creep;
I feel like screwing! But you want to sleep.

Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed;
Your intentions are good, but your pecker is dead.

I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry;
I get so damned mad! I could lay down and cry.

I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes;
I have played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise.


For which there's no pardon and never has been;

And that is a Locator who's so foolish and mean
That he gives up ****ing to run a Locating Machine!

[Sooner Fan]

Spray this is This the poem you were wanting !!!!!!!!!!

[USIC1]

Please dont let me be the judge of an inapropriate post...


That would be like stepping on our governments toes...

"by the people, for the people"


heh heh heh...


does nt this mean two faced???

[sprayandpray]

Actually, this wasn't the poem I remembered but it's somewhat appropriate! Thanks U1(I think)

[sprayandpray]

Whoops, I meant to say Thaks to Sooner!

[UULC]

Too funny

[yahoo]

this is a poem or the truth???? hahhahah

[swagman]

Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!

[LadyLeatherneck]

So what the heck, let's all get drunk!

[Mr Blunderbuss]

Just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction...

[Goldenboy]

Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!:drinks:

Now that is just great. I've never heard that one.

[sprayandpray]

Very Good!!I always was very down with the following:

We the unwilling,led by the unknowing,do the impossible for the ungrateful

in fact we have done so much ,with so little ,for so long,that we are now

qualified to do anything ,with nothing!!!!

I believe that's going to be USIC"s new slogan, replacing that SMP one about one person not being a team, or something like that.

[sprayandpray]

By the way, I'm still looking for that poem, or lament, about the new locator. All I can remember of it was the newbie got a used truck that smelled like ass, started drinking more and more.