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    Default Bass Boat

    A good old Mississippi boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
    He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

    "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
    float a boat within 100 miles of here."

    He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

    His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
    the wife and asks where his brother is.

    She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
    pointing to the field behind the house.

    The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
    brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
    bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
    He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

    His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

    His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give people from Mississippi
    a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
    I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass".

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    John from Mississippi (doesn't that explain it all to the OVUS haters?)
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    I don't care who you are....that was funny !!!!!
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

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