Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: An Incident at Cabela's

  1. #1
    Senior Member Wingfoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Kansas City, Missouri
    Posts
    4,449
    Years of Experience
    20
    Rep Power
    190

    Default An Incident at Cabela's

    A woman shops Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'

    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.

    ---------------------------------------------------

  2. #2
    Senior Member beyond help's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    somewhere on my hand
    Posts
    1,380
    Rep Power
    69

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    STRESS: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

  3. #3
    Senior Member yahoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Louisiana
    Posts
    3,912
    Years of Experience
    15
    Rep Power
    167

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    that was a good one dude!!!! had a good laugh at someone else's expense of course...
    wise men talk because they have something to say and fools because they have to say something....plato

  4. #4
    Eno
    Eno is offline
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    1
    Rep Power
    0

    Angry Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    PLAGERISM!!

    Da Yooper's:Songs for Fart Lovers
    Carl Needs A New Rod
    2004

  5. #5
    Senior Member GPGrasshopper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    318
    Rep Power
    21

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    Quote Originally Posted by Eno View Post
    PLAGERISM!!

    Da Yooper's:Songs for Fart Lovers
    Carl Needs A New Rod
    2004
    What??
    Wingfoot, you mean to tell me that you don't think up and write all of your own jokes??
    You get them from somewhere else??
    Say it ain't so....

    (Sarcasm for the reading impared)
    I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions.

  6. #6
    Senior Member underground quester's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Alberta, Canada
    Posts
    924
    Rep Power
    46

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    Well, pirated or not I liked it.

    Funny stuff Wing!!
    Success is a journey, not a destination...

  7. #7
    Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    88
    Years of Experience
    20
    Rep Power
    13

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    Eno That was your first post and you wasted it with informing us that Wing's joke was not his. Thanks for stating the obvious!!!!!!!!!

  8. #8
    Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    70
    Rep Power
    12

    Default Re: An Incident at Cabela's

    That is great!! I may have to spread that one a little.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •