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    Default Smoking and Methane gas do not mix

    Is this what happens when you smoke in an outhouse?
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    When I'm a little gassy the wife always breaks out the candles. I always tell her she's taking a chance lighting the candle with all the gas in the house. She always tells me to go to my work truck and get my gas detector.

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    That would have sucks can you imagine explaining that to your boss why you have an OSHA recordable

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    Wouldn't this serve as a hint that you need to quit smoking?
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    Oh man, there are a hundred great lines waiting to be said here.

    But, for once, I will be good, I will not lower myself to saying something foolish like:

    "Man, the methane in the porta potty today really burns my butt", or,
    "I was totally blown away today by an experience I had in the john" or,
    "O.S.H. A. stands for: Oh SH*T had a: __bad day, __good day, __ blast today"

    Because that would cheapen the otherwise serious tone that I am certain Steve intended for this thread.

    And, so, I just won't do it.

    Oh damn, I hate myself, I have no self control...

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    Default Re: Smoking and Methane gas do not mix

    this is your brain on drugs..........hahahhahahhahah wonder what the face of the guy that was sitting on the john looked like after this?????? hahhahhahhah
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    Default Re: Smoking and Methane gas do not mix

    Quote Originally Posted by sprayandpray View Post
    Wouldn't this serve as a hint that you need to quit smoking?
    Either that or eat better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCableVine View Post
    Is this what happens when you smoke in an outhouse?
    No, This is what happens when YOU smoke in an outhouse! lol If that was me, all 4 sides would be laid out flat, and the roof would be arriving in TX sometime tomorrow!

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    Default Re: Smoking and Methane gas do not mix

    This puts a whole new meaning to "Blowback."

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