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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post

    Savor the Moment, FAT GUY!



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    Damn that would be me. and I would Savor the Moment
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    I would Savor the Moment
    +1 ! I savored the moment a few times in this thread already.

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    Hey, Fat Guy!



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    Hey, Fat Guy!



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    Savor the Moment, That Guy!



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    Savor the Moment, FAT GUY!



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    Savor the Moment, FAT GUY!


    Since the dawn of time, there has been a vicious struggle going on for a certain group of bros. Jiggly bros have fought an uphill battle to get laid for far too long to remember. One champion has risen up to defend our rotund brethren and lead them to the promised land to get some well deserved clam. That champion is me, Andy Green (Actual Fat Guy above). Here are seven God-given talents fat guys can utilize to score some ass:

    7 Glorious Attributes Fat Guys Can Use to Get Laid

    by Andy Green

    Fat Dad Appeal

    If a pretty girl has caught your eyes long enough to tear you away from your daydreams of deep-fried pizza coney dogs, there is an initial step you need to find out first. Does she have a fat dad? Does she have a fat brother? If the answer is yes, than this is an Achilles heel that you can expose to work your way in there. Fat men mean the world to her, be jolly and smooth and maybe, just maybe you will be given the green light to show her 10 bad minutes!!

    Masters of Cunnilingus

    During the short stretches of time between jerking off and eating, every chunky fella in the universe should be dedicating themselves to the art of Cunnilingus. We are givers. And because of all the chewing we do in the offseason... our jaw muscles are mighty. A fat man that excels in this department will ensure his way to a repeat customer. Eating is in our souls.

    Culinary Skills

    Getting a smoking hot little vixen to overlook your decades of holiday pounds is no easy task. You will need to do everything in your power to make her accept the fact that you both have boobs. Naturally, as a large man... an understanding of the culinary arts is weaved into the very fabric of your being. Use it, impress her with a delicious homemade meal. This will mean that she is already in your house and you will be one step closer to being one of her bad decisions!

    Less Judgement

    Hot chicks have had to deal with good looking dudes as far back as they remember. Good looking bros have little patience for girls that let themselves go in any of the looks department. A fat guy is the Jedi to the good looking guy's Sith. Judge, do not and get laid you will. Be careful though, being too nice and complimentary can lead to the friendzone. Tread lightly, heavy brethren.

    All Our Shirts Can Double as Comfortable Girl's Sleepwear

    A girl is programmed with an intense love for comfortable sleepwear. This is a natural evolution that is necessary, because if a girl didn't wear that old faded out shirt and aweful ass-eclipsing sweat pants and slept naked.. we would literally NEVER stop trying to bang them and they wouldn't get any sleep. A girl will love the fact that all of your shirts can double as a tent cape!

    We Let The Ladies Take Control in Bed

    Understand, that your physical nature makes it risky to bang like an angry rabbit. Spin this around. Get her motor running, and let her take charge. Letting her be on top is a fat guy's best position. You'll save precious energy for the snack run you'll embark on while she's sleeping.

    We Are Naturally Funnier

    While it seems like absolute lies, a girl really will appreciate a sense of humor. Most fat guys have learned over the years that they have a natural ability to bring the chuckles. Be funny, make her laugh, but don't self deprecate too much or your wide ass will be firmly planted in the hopeless void we know as the friendzone.

    Heed this advice my rotund brothers and you could find yourself makin' the sex with a lady that doesn't look like John Madden in drag!

    Check out Andy Green every Monday on 101 WRIF's Dave and Chuck The Freak!

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    Savor the Moment!



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    What's Hillary doing checking out Christina Aguilera's
    cleavage? Gee Whiz! Savor the Moment, FAT GIRL!




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    Savor the Moment, Dude!



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    Mmmm, Savor the Moment, Dude!



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    Savor the Moment, Boner Dude!



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    Savor the Moment, Dude!



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    Savor the Moment, Dude!



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    Savor the Awkward Moment, Dude!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingfoot View Post
    Jeez, talk about a butterface.

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    Hey You! In the red trunks, Savor the Moment!



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    Savor the Moment, BALD GUY!




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    Savor the Moment, CREEP!



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    Savor the Moment, CREEP!



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    Savor the Moment, FAT GUY!



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    Savor the Moment, CREEP!



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    First the GW Bridge lane closing scandal. Now this????? No way he's gonna be president now.
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    First the GW Bridge lane closing scandal. Now this????? No way he's gonna be president now.
    Looks like we know USIC1 has a dupe.

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    Dupe? Save the name-calling. It's the last resort for a small mind.

    The fact is if I had to vote today, I'd grudgingly pick Christie. The sad reality is that we haven't had a candidate on either side worthy of a thinking person's vote in a long time. If Christie/McCain/Romney had been elected, they'd have done exactly what the Democrats did. Exactly. The difference would be that Republicans would cheer it on and Democrats would cry impeachment. It's a joke. None of them care about locators or directional drillers. None of them. They care only about lining their pockets and securing even more power. They'd rather run the ship into an iceberg than lose control of it. Show me a candidate who has morals and integrity and I'll show you a person who can't win a "who can drop the lowest quickest" contest. The media vipers would eat him/her alive. Whoever does win that contest doesn't deserve my vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1 View Post
    Dupe? Save the name-calling. It's the last resort for a small mind.

    The fact is if I had to vote today, I'd grudgingly pick Christie. The sad reality is that we haven't had a candidate on either side worthy of a thinking person's vote in a long time. If Christie/McCain/Romney had been elected, they'd have done exactly what the Democrats did. Exactly. The difference would be that Republicans would cheer it on and Democrats would cry impeachment. It's a joke. None of them care about locators or directional drillers. None of them. They care only about lining their pockets and securing even more power. They'd rather run the ship into an iceberg than lose control of it. Show me a candidate who has morals and integrity and I'll show you a person who can't win a "who can drop the lowest quickest" contest. The media vipers would eat him/her alive. Whoever does win that contest doesn't deserve my vote.
    Dupe - as in duplicate member. Meaning a member has 2 accounts. Durr.

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