underground quester
November 7th, 2008, 02:43 AM
Technology:
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager,"he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be undone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him. The Texan said .... "Well, dang-it, would you look at that,
I'm getting a fax."
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager,"he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be undone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him. The Texan said .... "Well, dang-it, would you look at that,
I'm getting a fax."