underground quester
May 21st, 2008, 01:18 AM
An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was
>> tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally
>> dreaded question: 'What is sex...?'
>>
> He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if
>> she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer.
>>
>> He wouldn't shirk his responsibilities.
>>
>> Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for
>> her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to
>> impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and
>> procreation.
>>
>> When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood
>> frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth
>> open, eyes wide in amazement.
>>
>> Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity.
His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied...
>> 'Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.'
>> tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally
>> dreaded question: 'What is sex...?'
>>
> He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if
>> she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer.
>>
>> He wouldn't shirk his responsibilities.
>>
>> Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for
>> her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to
>> impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and
>> procreation.
>>
>> When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood
>> frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth
>> open, eyes wide in amazement.
>>
>> Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity.
His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied...
>> 'Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.'