underground quester
September 25th, 2008, 02:28 AM
Found on the internet by a friend of mine and sent to me.:popcorn:
CONTRASTING SCHOOL BEHAVIORS 1958 VS 2008:
Scenario:
Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958- Vice principal comes over, looks at Jacks shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show jack.
2008 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his gun or truck again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school:
1958 Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a paddling by the principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a Zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability!
Billy breaks a window in his neighbours car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a succesful business man.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and eventually joins a gang. State psychologist called in, interviews billys sister who claims she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom sees same psychologist and eventually has an affair with him.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the loading dock while smoking a cigarette.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school english
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes english, goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause taken up by the state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching english as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's english teacher. English is banned from the core curriculum. Pedro given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak english.
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane bottle, blows up a red ant hill.
1958 - Red ants die.
2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents and siblings, siblings removed from the home. Computers confiscated, Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
1958 - Mary gives him a hug to comfort him. In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in state prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy after which he fears being touched by anyone. Becomes a recluse.
Thought this was pretty funny!!!
CONTRASTING SCHOOL BEHAVIORS 1958 VS 2008:
Scenario:
Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958- Vice principal comes over, looks at Jacks shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show jack.
2008 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his gun or truck again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school:
1958 Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a paddling by the principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a Zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability!
Billy breaks a window in his neighbours car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a succesful business man.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and eventually joins a gang. State psychologist called in, interviews billys sister who claims she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom sees same psychologist and eventually has an affair with him.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the loading dock while smoking a cigarette.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school english
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes english, goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause taken up by the state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching english as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's english teacher. English is banned from the core curriculum. Pedro given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak english.
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane bottle, blows up a red ant hill.
1958 - Red ants die.
2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents and siblings, siblings removed from the home. Computers confiscated, Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
1958 - Mary gives him a hug to comfort him. In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in state prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy after which he fears being touched by anyone. Becomes a recluse.
Thought this was pretty funny!!!