Confessions from a 92 year old man

[underground quester]

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation
ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two
college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of
them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!"

[Goldenboy]

Next he'll be telling the bank tellers,the McDonald's drive thru operator, and then his wife of 70 years.

[sprayandpray]

Hell, that's bragging material at 32, much less 92!!;)