frostypeters
July 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
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> While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
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> The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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> As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
> The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. Even without looking directly at her naked body he could tell that she was gorgeous.
> After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming.'
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> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
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> Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
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> Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'
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> Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
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> Clearing his throat, he stammered . . . 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming . . . that was me.' :angelic: :angelic: :angelic:
>
> While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
>
> The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
>
> As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
> The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. Even without looking directly at her naked body he could tell that she was gorgeous.
> After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming.'
>
> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
>
> Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
>
> Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'
>
>
> Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
>
> Clearing his throat, he stammered . . . 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming . . . that was me.' :angelic: :angelic: :angelic: