underground quester
July 9th, 2008, 05:25 AM
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account.. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know. Bet you didn't see that coming did ya!!!
Man I hope Gypsy or Locating Larry don't see this post. I could be dead meat!!
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account.. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know. Bet you didn't see that coming did ya!!!
Man I hope Gypsy or Locating Larry don't see this post. I could be dead meat!!