Smoking and Methane gas do not mix

[TheCableVine]

Is this what happens when you smoke in an outhouse?

[Goldenboy]

When I'm a little gassy the wife always breaks out the candles. I always tell her she's taking a chance lighting the candle with all the gas in the house. She always tells me to go to my work truck and get my gas detector.:applause:

[TBONE]

That would have sucks can you imagine explaining that to your boss why you have an OSHA recordable :applause:

[sprayandpray]

Wouldn't this serve as a hint that you need to quit smoking? :thumbsup2:

[underground quester]

Oh man, there are a hundred great lines waiting to be said here.

But, for once, I will be good, I will not lower myself to saying something foolish like:

"Man, the methane in the porta potty today really burns my butt", or,
"I was totally blown away today by an experience I had in the john" or,
"O.S.H. A. stands for: Oh SH*T had a: __bad day, __good day, __ blast today"

Because that would cheapen the otherwise serious tone that I am certain Steve intended for this thread.

And, so, I just won't do it.:happy:

Oh damn, I hate myself, I have no self control...