Best Pickup Lines

[Wingfoot]

--Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

--Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

--Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

--All those curves, and me with no brakes........

--If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

--I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

--I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

--Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

--There's a party at your ankles... Why don't you invite your pants down?

--If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

--I'm like a tropical island: Hot! Exotic...... and open for tourists.

--I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

--How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

--My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

--You remind me of a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

--Your name must be Visa. Because you're everywhere I want to be.

--I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

--Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

--I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

--You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

--Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

--Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

--You got more game than a Playstation.

And this one's for Cheater - Ah - I mean U SIC(k) 1:

--I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

[USIC1]

I thought it was -


"get more save more live better"

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[straightliner]

You forgot one
-I would bang ya like a screen door in a hurracaine.

[sprayandpray]

This one a friend of mine used for years: "There must be a hole in Heaven because an Angel fell to Earth"

[frostypeters]

I got my wife with the little diddy...

"Hey, you know, you don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

That's right, I'm a sweet talker! Works everytime...

[underground quester]

I got my wife with the little diddy...

"Hey, you know, you don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

That's right, I'm a sweet talker! Works everytime...


Frostypeters:

Smooth as 20 year old burbon Frosty. I just bet the women swoon to that one...LMAO:applause:

[Goldenboy]

I'll have to remember these next time I go to the bar.:drinks: We'll see how many times I can get slapped.

[yahoo]

my wife and i was reading them and she got up with that look on her face.....going to be a long night.....

[beyond help]

my wife and i was reading them and she got up with that look on her face.....going to be a long night.....:scold::crying:God :censored: women (as my father-in-law) would say.